OMGOMGOMGOMGhi.
Journal Entry: Sun Aug 17, 2008, 6:15 PM
- Mood:
Excited - Listening to: J-Walk - My love.
- Watching: MY OWN COPY OF ADVENT CHILREDN.
- Eating: Grape pretzels.
- Drinking: Yar blud.
I’m home!! Actually, I’ve been home for a few days but I haven’t had a chance to get on and I GOT THE MOVIE!! THE MOVIE THE MOVIE THE MOVIE!!!!! What movie you ask? FINAL FANTASY VII: ADVENT CHILDREN, OF COURSE!! *SPAZZESTREMBLESCONVULSESDIES*
Anyways, this so much RANDOM CRAP UP THE YIN-YANG. LULZ. Anyways, this is just a whole bunch of stuff I did to amuse myself. You can tell where I decided to be retarded. XDD Enjoy my fan-crack. The best kind of crack around.
What Would Your Bishi Do in This Situation? Quiz (ShounenAi Warning)
1. FIRST and mostly importantly, list eight bishis of your liking! They can be your faves or just any random bishi. Make sure to put them in random order to make the quiz more fun.
1. Cloud Strife
2. Angeal Hewley
3. Leon/Squall Leonhart
4. Sephiroth
5. Tseng of the Turks
6. Alucard of Hellsing
7. Zack Fair
8. Vincent Valentine
2. Bishi One goes shopping with Bishi Five. What happens?
Cloud goes shopping with Tseng.
Cloud: ....
Tseng: .... *quirks eyebrow*
Cloud: ...?
Tseng: Why are we in the women's lingerie section.
Cloud. -////- not again...
3. Bishi Five, Two and Seven need to plan a surprise birthday party for Bishi Three. What do they plan?
Tseng, Angeal, and Zack prepare for Sephiroth! Makes sense... sorta?
Zack: It's gotta big! It's gotta be glam!
Angeal: It's just a birthday party for Sephiroth.
Tseng: Who happens to be General.
Zack: That why it's gotta be specia--
Sephiroth: *walks in*
Zack: SURPRISE!!
Sephiroth: *blink* It's just a room... there's nothing here.
Tseng: *sigh* Zack, we were just planning.
Angeal: *facepalm* You've ruined it.
4. Bishi Four confesses his love for Bishi Eight. How does Bishi Eight react?
LULZ, I would get a SephVin... XDD
Sephiroth: *sits at his General's desk and stares at his cellphone* ...... *picks up and calls Vincent's cell*
Vincent: *is in random cave, picks up* Valentine speaking.
Sephiroth: I need to see you... in my office. Now.
Vincent: *blinkshrug* Alright. I'll be there. *flutters off*
-door is knocked on-
Sephiroth: *gets up and opens door*
Vincent: You wanted to see m--MMPH!
Sephiroth: *seals lips with a smoldering kiss*
Vincent: *tangles fingers into impossibly lengthy silver*
Both: *fall to floor*
*moan* Fuck yesss... *pant* *gasp* Harder! *groan*
5. Pretend Bishi Six is a hairstylist. He wants to give Bishi Three a new haircut. What does Bishi Three’s haircut end up looking like?
Holy shit, Alucard as a hairstylist is would be like Sweeney Todd. Sorta... LULZ.
Alucard: *evil laughter of sex* Welcome to Hellsing Salon. I will be your stylist for today.
Leon: *stares at Alucard* I'm going to be frank: you scare the shit out of me.
Alucard: Gooooood... *chuckles darkly* Now sit down and let me do you...r hair.
Leon: *makes mistake of looking into Alucard's eyes*
Alucard: >D Yesssss...
-about an hour later-
Leon: *walks out sporting a sex-tousled hairstyle*
6. Bishi Two bakes a cake for Bishi Five. What kind of cake is it?
Angeal bakes a cake for Tseng. X3
Angeal: *hands over an amazing, delicious kiwi cake* I secretly had a thing for Wutaians... >////>
Tseng: .... o////o Wow, the cake looks absolutely amazing. Like you.
Me: *ROFL at the corniness of it all*
Angeal&Tseng: HEY! You're the one making us do this!! D<
7. Bishi Six gets drunk and ends up hitting on Bishi Two. How does Bishi Eight react?
OMG!! Alucard gets drunk, hits on Angeal and Vincent is watching! XDDD
Alucard: Your jugular vein tempts me with its throbbing against your throat. *tilts Angeal's head back*
Angeal: Umm... thank you? You can let go now.
Alucard: I don't think so. *liiiiiiiiiiiiick*
Vincent: o////o It's like watching a demented, insane version of myself. And he's not even drunk, the alcohol doesn't affect him.
8. Bishi Eight gets Bishi Three pregnant, somehow. How does everyone react to the news?
Vincent gets Leon pregnant! XD Wow.
Leon: Valentine, I'm late.
Vincent: No...! I knew we should have been more careful.
Cloud: What the hell are you late for, Leonhart?
Zack: OMG! *sqeeeeeeeeeal* There's going to be a baby! Congratulations!
Sephiroth: I always thought you were impotent, Valentine.
Angeal: Why would he be impotent?
Tseng: Because of all the horrors Hojo committed upon Vincent.
Alucard: SHUT UP, HOES! That's my baby! I raped Leonhart when he walked into my hair salon.
Everyone: .... O_o
Zack: *blink* Is that why he looked so damn molestable that day?
9. Bishi One wants to propose to Bishi Four. What does he say?
Hah! Cloud proposes to Sephiroth!
Cloud: Hey Sephiroth?
Sephiroth: Yes?
Cloud: I know it's been kinda rough for us... you killed my mother, Tifa's father, burn my down my home...
Sephiroth: Are you going somewhere with this? *raises eyebrows*
Cloud: .....you know what? Nevermind.
10. Bishi Five goes insane and takes Bishi Three hostage. Which bishi will save Bishi Three- Bishi One or Seven?
Tseng goes insane and takes Leon hostage. Cloud and/or Zack has to save him.
Tseng: *insane laughter* Leonhart is mine!! Hahaha!! *carries Leon off*
Cloud: Leonhart can fend for himself. *wanders off*
Leon: Who gave him caffeine?! *is carried off* Only tea, damnit, only tea!!
Zack: *knight-in-shining-armor senses tingle* I'm coming for you, Squall! (Pun not intended, at least not now...)
Leon: It's Leon, damnit! Not Squall!
Zack: Squall is so much sexier and it just rolls off the tongue.
Tseng: My lovely hostage~ What shall we doooo~?
Leon: Whatever! Just save me, Fair!
11. Bishi Six gets hurt and ends up in the hospital. Which Bishi will have more sympathy- Bishi Four or Eight?
Alucard gets hurt, and Sephiroth and Vincent have to have sympathy for him. XD
Alucard: *groanwhimpercomplains* I'm in so much pain... it hurts so much... *coughhackwheezesniffle*
Sephiroth: *rolls eyes* We all know your faking it. You are a vampire for Kjata's sake.
Vincent: *wibble* It'd like watching a hurt, in pain yet demented version of me. *holds Alucard's hand* You're going to be alright...
Alucard: *smiiiiiiiirk* I think I'm going to need a kiss to ease the pain...
Vincent: *hesitates*
Alucard: *grunt* The pain...!
Vincent: O_O *MAKES OUT WITH*
Sephiroth: *bleeds from nostrils* It's like he's making out with a demented version of himself... D:
12. In a fairytale story, Bishi Five is the princess, Bishi Eight is the Wicked Evil Person who threatens the world, and Bishi Seven is the brave knight. Will Bishi Seven be able to save the world?
Tseng is princess, Vincent is the Wicked Evil Person and Zack is the brave knight. This would be a fun play to go to. X3
Tseng: *is in Japanese royal kimono for princesses (obviously, he's the princess)* -////-
Vincent: *is Chaos* >D
Tseng: *pinches bridge of nose* I'm in deep shit now. It said Vincent not Chaos! D<
Me: It's still Vincent in there though! >3
Vincent/Chaos: Grrr...! *snatches Tseng and flies away*
Tseng: Where the hell is Fair?
Zack: *hurries with Cloud piggy backing him* I've come to save you!
Cloud: *huffhuffhackwheeze*
Zack: *chucks ProtoMateria at Chaos and miraculously gets it in the place on Vincent's chest*
Vincent: *turns back and shakes head to clear it* Wha...? Tseng? O////O What are you wearing?!
Tseng: Put me down please... *pinches bridges of nose again*
Vincent: *flutters down and sets Tseng on the ground*
Zack: *gets of Cloud's back* Tseng...
Cloud: *WHEEEZE*..... *collapses*
Vincent: *pokes Cloud with a stick*
Zack: Tseng... I secretly had a thing for Wutaians... ^////^
Tseng: YOU AND YOUR MENTOR BOTH!! D<
13. Bishi Five has a one night stand with Bishi Three. How do they react waking up?
Tseng has a one night stand with Leon... ^w^ That's a hot pairing image right there. XD
Tseng: *stirrs* Ugh... what did I drink last night...?
Leon: *clutches head and gets up* Wh... what happe—*sees Tseng*... *unmanly shriek* You date-raped me! *points accusing finger at Tseng*
Tseng: *holds up hand* Wait, let’s be mature adults about this.
Leon: Well, truthfully, I had a thi—
Tseng: I DON’T WANT TO HEAR ANOTHER WORD.
14. Bishi Two walks in on Bishi Six and Seven doing unmentionable things. What is Bishi Two’s reaction?
Angeal walks in on Zack and Alucard! Alucard, stop molesting unsuspecting bishies by making eye contact and making them fall under your spell! D<
Zack: *moans and squirms* Yessss....
Alucard: *dark chuckle... thrust*
Angeal: *walks into Zack’s room holding a report* Zackary, explain this immedia—What in Shiva’s name are you doing!?! Merciful Kjata... *keels over*
15. Bishi Seven is a stripper at a local strip bar that both Bishi Two and Eight are at. Who pays Bishi Seven more for his services: Bishi Two or Eight?
Zack is a stripper (I'd go to that club every day/night) and Angeal and Vincent are there. Totally random. >.>
Zack: *saunters off stage and settles in Vincent’s lap*
Vincent: ...wtf?
Angeal: *comes back from bathroom and see Zack* Zackary!? Why do I see you in such scandalous position so frequently? DX
Vincent: *sticks gil in Zack’s panties*
Angeal: Don’t encourage him! *flails*
16. Bishi Three suddenly wins a trip to the Caribbean. Who does he take with him: Bishi Seven or Four?
Leon wins the trip and who does he have to choose from? Zack and Sephiroth! LULZ.
Leon: Do either of you want to go to th—
Zack: OMG YES I LOVE YOU HOW DID YOU KNOW I WANTED TO GO TO THE CARIBBEAN?
Sephiroth: Then it’s decided. Have a nice trip.
Leon: *shakes head and is dragged away*
17. Bishi Eight gets a completely new makeover. How do Bishi Six and Two react?
Vincent gets a makeover! XD (Alucard and Angeal)
Vincent: *walks out on to street in black slacks and a silk red button up, hair loosely pulled back*
Angeal: *does double take* That is not the man I went to the strip club with... *stares*
Alucard: >3 How scrumptious... *purrsstalks*
Vincent: *kind of embarrassed* Do I look alright? *mumble*
Alucard: Vincent...
Angeal: No, don—!
Vincent: *looks into Alucard’s eyes* Hey... *eyes glassy and unfocused*
Alucard: Yesss... *takes Vincent away*
Me: NOT AGAIN! *facepalmheaddesk*
18. Bishi Two and Four get married! Who’s the “bride” and who’s the “groom”?
Angeal and Sephiroth get married? XD
Sephiroth: You wear the dress because I am taller.
Angeal: You are the bride because you have the longer hair, I have the bigger crotch, and my masculinity rolls off me in waves.
Sephiroth: *opens mouth to protest but can’t find anything to say* Bahamut damnit!
Angeal: *smug smile*
19. Bishi Eight has a fight with Bishi One- who wins?
Vincent and Cloud fight! The battle of the emo!
Vincent: -Emo King-
Cloud: -Emo Prince-
Vincent: *goes Chaos on Cloud's ass*
Cloud: HO SHIT.
Winner = Vincent
20. LAST QUESTION! If Bishi One bought Bishi Six the best gift ever, what would it be?
If Cloud bought Alucard the best gift ever, let's see what it would be:
Cloud: *sidles towards Alucard*
Alucard: *turns and looks at Cloud* Yeeessss? >D
Cloud: *jerks back a bit* I have something for you... *eyes warily*
Alucard: *evil smirk* What could it possibly be?
Cloud: *chucks brand new gun with similar design to Cerberus at Alucard and runs away*
Alucard: *squeals happily and strokes gun provocatively*
All other bishies: *swallows thickly*
Alucard: >DA LIST. THE LIST.
My beloved HUSBAND: 
My Squalleon: 
THE FAMILY:
The cousins: 
, 
either/or
, 
My daughter? sister? (can't remember): 
MY BUDDIES:
, 
, 
, 
, 
, 
, 
, 
, 
, 
Helloooo Vincent.
Devious Comments
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Show me what it's like: to dream in black and white. So I can leave this world tonight
It only hurts just once. They're only broken bones: hide the hate inside.
Breaking Benjamin - "Unknown Soldier"
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
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My life has become a boring pop song and the entire world is singing along.
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
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"Mistakes have been made, others will be blamed."
I'll talk to you : D
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
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My soul is mine. Your soul is mine. You are all mine.
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"Twelve of them shining bright in vain
Like flowers that blossom just once in years..."
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
Marushia means fiend in my comic ㅋㅋㅋㅋ
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My soul is mine. Your soul is mine. You are all mine.
If you think my face is funny
than
you will laugh like a crazy bit** for 5 minute ha!!! EAT THAT!!
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My soul is mine. Your soul is mine. You are all mine.
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My life has become a boring pop song and the entire world is singing along.
I still think your face is funny.
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
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I can run faster horny than you can run scared.
I come to realized that you are an ungrateful and horrible bath turd. -Vincent Valentine talking to the cat poop in the bathtub.
OTP club: ~SephirothxVincent 8D
and what is funny?
Your face or Sommy's face?
P.S. This question never include my face, if you say wrong answer, you are !@#$%^&**(&^%$#@!@#$%^&*(&%$#@#$%^&*^%$#@!@#$%^&*
GOt it? kdkdkdkd
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My soul is mine. Your soul is mine. You are all mine.
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My soul is mine. Your soul is mine. You are all mine.
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